i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
how does that bad decision feel?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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