he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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