I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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