The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
its not stalking. its research.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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