what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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