paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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