What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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