There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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