no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
