There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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