You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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