found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
i think my cat just said my name.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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