Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Randomize