Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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