I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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