Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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