I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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