I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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