I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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