I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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