i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I want to be your penis for a week.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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