we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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