my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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