After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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