He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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