my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
people are starting to question the shark bite story
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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