There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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