I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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