Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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