Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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