where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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