i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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