I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
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