How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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