ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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