You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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