Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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