Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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