He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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