i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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