question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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