btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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