Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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