im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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