The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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