Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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