its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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