I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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