if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
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