I wish I only lived at night.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
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