All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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