i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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