why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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