69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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