My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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