Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
How does one acquire holy water?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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